Parker’s

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🚽 Parker Bathroom Review
Overall Score: ⭐ 34 Golden Toilets ⭐

I walked in fully expecting my nose to file a complaint… but surprise! The air was neutral, calm, drama-free. With the nonstop people traffic, I thought I’d be hit with a stink bomb—but nope. No odor is good odor, folks.

The toilet and urinal looked like they just came back from a spa day—absolutely spotless. Whoever maintains this bathroom deserves a high-five and maybe a raise.

The toilet flushed like it meant BUSINESS—one mighty whoosh and everything vanished like a magic trick. The sink water blasted out with enthusiastic gusto. Honestly, I wish my home plumbing had this kind of confidence.

Foam soap? Yes please. Motion-sensor faucet? We love that. It even stayed on an extra couple seconds like, “No worries, friend, I’ve got your back.” Warm, forceful water made sure no soap molecule escaped.

Two mostly full rolls of soft, two-ply toilet paper awaited me like loyal fluffy guardians. Not scratchy… not thin… just good for the bum. A quality wipe experience.

No paper towels? Normally an automatic deduction. But NOT TODAY. The dryers were built right into the faucet—like some futuristic bathroom tech I wasn’t emotionally prepared for. Motion-sensor activated, powerful, and fast. I felt like I was in a sci-fi movie.

The floor was immaculate. Not a rogue paper scrap in sight. Not sticky. Not questionable. It looked freshly mopped, like it was ready for a photo shoot.

A simple, functional layout:
➡️ Urinals to the right
⬅️ Sinks and trash to the left
⬆️ Two full private toilet rooms straight ahead

Each toilet is basically its own tiny fortress—lock the door, disappear, and live your best bathroom life in peace.

For such a heavily trafficked restroom, this place SLAYS. Clean, private, efficient, and surprisingly pleasant. A rare treasure in the world of public bathrooms.