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Piggly Wiggly Orangeburg
Date of Visit 11/16/2025
Piggly Wiggly Pilgrimage
Odor – 3 Sniffs
For a supermarket in a less-than-sparkly part of town, the restroom’s aroma was shockingly… absent. No dragon breath. No swamp stench. Just peaceful neutrality.
Sparkle & Shine – 4 Glimmers
Given the wonderfully eclectic parade of customers here, I was expecting chaos. But behold! The restroom was cleaner than a fairy godmother’s countertops. A true plot twist.
Waters of Life – 4 Splashes
The sink faucet flowed like a proud river spirit—strong, hot, and ready for duty. The toilet, however, was more of a sleepy stream, likely needing two tries to send your business on its voyage.
Washy Washy – 4 Bubbles
Motion-sensor faucet? Check. Hot water aplenty? Check. Foamy soap that felt like cloud fluff? Double check. My hands felt truly pampered.
Paper Chase – 4 Rolls
An abundance of TP and paper towels awaited, and as a bonus, a magical cabinet stuffed with backup supplies—just in case the paper gods grew stingy.
Drying Chronicles – 3 Crinkles
Only paper towels here. No roaring hand-dryer dragon. But the towels did their job without complaint.
Floor Adventures – 4 Tiles
The floor? A triumph! Clean, non-sticky, and free of suspicious nature. With the traffic this place sees, that’s practically heroic.
Atmosphere & Ambience – 4 Deep Breaths
Shockingly inviting! A restroom where one could relax, do what must be done, and not feel like fleeing immediately afterward. Cozy, without crossing into questionable territory.
Final Score: 30 Golden Toilets
I had low expectations based on location and lore—but this restroom? An unexpected home run. Piggly Wiggly, bathroom edition, shines bright among the stars.
